Wednesday, May 14, 2008

OMG Blogdor, you so totally like rock my world


Happy Birthday Blogdor. I have been lurking around your blog and think that you and I might hit it off for several reasons:

-You are hot, hotter than I am or ever will be. So that works well for me.
-You are freakishly intelligent, more intelligent than I am or ever will be, so that also works well for me.
-You are the conservative that I want to be. I am still in my political infancy, if I am honest, wandering hopelessly with my maternal instincts from liberal let's take care of everyone here and in the world, if not inefficiently Democrat, to this is ridiculous, let's get smart and practical and do what works Republican. I know at my core that I am a little more liberal (wrong) than you are, and you set me on the straight and narrow once again...does anyone else want to throw up that I am equating Republicanism with the Gospel? I am just doing it for you, Blogdor. It's your birthday babe. So that ALSO works for me; you help me be the true conservative that I want to be even though my instincts sometimes tell me otherwise.
-You are hilariously clever and by far my sarcastic superior, which also works for me because you help me hone my skills as a level five, black belt smart ass. Babe! Don't say ass on the internet!
-You never swear.
-And the biggest, and probably most compelling reason we should be BFFs foreva is because we have an adorable little son together. And you are a better parent than I am. Oh, and a better blogger too.


So, in summary, I love you dear Blogdor because you keep me on my toes. You do everything freakishly amazingly well and serve as my exemplary example in just about every arena of life. And I am a selfish leach who wants to draft her way through life and eternity off of all of your noteworthy qualities. You interested? Happy happy birthday. You rock. So, wanna hook up or what? I'll tell you the rest later...wouldn't want to be inappropriate or anything on the blog.

9 comments:

Luana said...

It is an extremely sad day when a 25 year old girl(okay, you are a woman, but I knew you as a girl and can't change the mind set) can put a 52 year old woman to shame with her command of the written word. I think I will use memory loss due to age as my defense. Hey, it works for me! Anyway, tell Adam Happy Birthday from me. I love this post. Very clever.

The Smith Family said...

Happy Birthday Adam! We love you!!

lauren said...

and you say you feel dumb. get serious. your blog and blogdor's blog put mine to shame...

and happy day of birth, adam dear.

AshleyS said...

happy bday adam! i found the funniest birthday card today and had to get it for him.

Shannon said...

that was an awesome Post! I am seriously amazed at your writing, you little Smarty pants!
It sounds like you two are 2 peas in a pod, so fun!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAM!

Chelsea said...

ash-that was inspirational. I love married people, and I love love. Happy birthday Ad-you do rock.

Audra & Tyson said...

Happy birthday to your husband. We're glad you said hi. That's fun you live here too. So far we are loving Cali, but it's a crazy thing to think about actually buying a house, even with the market now. What can I say, we love Utah prices. Anyway your little one is so cute. Hope all is well with you and your fam!

snlbarney said...

Happy stealth birthday! We didn't even know it came and went. Hope is was wonderful - I cannot believe how young you two are!!

Martin Family said...

Ok, so I've changed my attitude & I'm not quitting! Hope your night without the boys was fun!